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Ballot Brawl
The election-season card game — join the launch list
Unofficial satire · Preorder coming soon
Red vs. Blue political chaos
The election-season card game your group chat deserves.
Red and Blue decks battle through bad polls, viral clips, gas prices, shutdowns, and debate-night chaos. Pick a Lead, a Surrogate, and a Spin. The winning Spin changes how the Situation escalates. Win the best of five.
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Sample cards included
No spam. Just launch updates, sample cards, tier reservation, and a clear heads-up when preorder checkout is ready. Reserve your edition and we'll notify you first.
Preview flow
Launch list first. Public preview second.
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Open the approved set
Show only the public-preview cards that cleared tone review, with no internal risk labels or hold-list notes.
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Keep preorder separate
The gallery can support curiosity and sharing without pretending the product has an active checkout path.
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Reserve your edition
Choose a format tier and reserve your spot. No payment collected — we'll notify you when preorders officially open and your reservation converts.
The funnel is intentionally transparent: launch list → preview → reserve. No hidden checkout, no payment surprises. Preorder intent helps us gauge demand without overbuilding commerce before legal and production review.
Why it exists
Sharp, simple, and made for table talk.
Ballot Brawl is built for people who want a political game that is sharp without being cruel, simple without being boring, and outrageous without turning game night into a family argument.
- Fast: five Situations, best of five.
- Social: built for party tables, debate nights, and group chats.
- Current: real political figures and election-season Situations.
- Replayable: different Lead and Surrogate pairings create different outcomes.
- Expandable: new Situation packs can follow the news cycle.
Join the launch list
Get sample cards and preview updates.
No spam. Just launch updates, card previews, and occasional arguments about whether someone’s Outrage score is way too low.
Public preview system
Editorial, not official.
The public-preview surface uses the same tokens, grid logic, and texture treatment as the cards. The goal is to read like satirical newspaper art, not campaign material or generic trading-card design.
- Warm off-white surfaces, deep red and blue accents, and high-contrast ink.
- Mobile-first card layout with a clear CTA and a single-column gallery rhythm.
- Risk labels stay internal; public cards only show tone-reviewed, legally cleared content.
- Spin, team, and disclaimer treatment remain readable at social-feed size.
Reserve your edition
Choose your tier. No payment collected.
Reserve your spot now and we'll notify you when preorders officially open. Your reservation helps us gauge demand and build the right first run. No payment is collected until checkout opens.
Quick Hit
$19.99
Leaner card count, lowest price barrier. Fastest-entry version for casual buyers who want the joke and the social share.
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Standard Starter
$29.99
Full Red-vs-Blue starter feel. Best balance of value and content. Recommended for most buyers.
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Premium Starter
$39.99
More cards and premium presentation. Best for gift buyers and collectors who want the fullest first edition box.
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No payment collected
Reservation = intent, not commitment
Cancel anytime before checkout
Helps us plan the first print run
How it works
Five rounds. Secret Spin. Clean win condition.
- Reveal a Situation.
- Pick a Lead and a Surrogate.
- Choose Outrage, Economy, or Security.
- Resolve the Situation.
- Win the most Situations to win the game.
FAQ
Official? No. Playable? Yes.
Is this official?
No. Ballot Brawl is an unofficial satirical card game. No depicted person, campaign, political party, office, government agency, or media organization endorses, sponsors, or is affiliated with this product.
Is this a Democrat game or a Republican game?
Neither. Ballot Brawl is a Red-vs-Blue satire game about the absurdity of political spin. Both sides get strong cards. Both sides get roasted. The game works best when players of different perspectives sit at the same table.
What happens after I join?
You get launch updates, sample-card previews, and reservation info when the page moves past the interest-test phase.
Who is this for?
Social adults, mixed-politics friend groups, and gift buyers who want something current, funny, and easy to explain.
What does "reserve" mean? Is this a preorder?
Reserving a spot is an intent signal, not a purchase. You choose your preferred tier and give us your email. No payment is collected. When preorders officially open, we'll notify you first so you can convert your reservation into a real preorder. You can cancel anytime before checkout opens.
Will I be charged when I reserve?
No. Reservation is free and non-binding. Your credit card is never requested. We collect your email and tier preference so we can gauge demand and notify you when the actual preorder checkout is ready.
Can I change my tier later?
Yes. When preorders open, you can upgrade, downgrade, or cancel your reservation. Your reservation just helps us understand demand — it's not a binding commitment.